Arrow: Epic Fight Scenes, Assassination Attempts, Treacherous Mothers, and An Identity Revealed

Tonight’s episode of Arrow promises to be epic, so I’m blogging as I watch. So far, the Chinese Triad assassin, China White, has hired some badass assassin from overseas to kill Malcolm, but Arrow heard about his arrival into the States and met him on the helipad. They fought and because the Hood wins at […]

Arrow: Arrow Gets a Guh-Fend, and Moira Makes a Bold, If Idiotic, Move

On this episode, an elusive thief known as “The Dodger” for his ability to avoid getting his hands dirty is in Starling City. He basically puts some kind of explosive collar around his victims’ throats, and forces them to commit his crimes. If they don’t, their collars will explode. Once they commit the crimes he’s […]

Supernatural: Something About Dogs…and Witchcraft

The episode starts with a hooker walking down the street. A cop arrests her, and then in a cute twist, doesn’t Mirandize her. He just chokes the living shit out of her. And surprise! He chokes her so hard he practically decapitates her, and we get our signature Supernatural blood splatter. On his face. Ick. […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus is Free and Adorable! Katherine is the Master of Sneak Attack. Oh, and Someone Dies. Sad Face

This episode of The Vampire Diaries was actually pretty freaking awesome. It starts out with Damon tied to a tree by one of the hunters of The Five. His name is Galen, and apparently his hunter’s mark filled in when Jeremy’s did. Back with the gang, Elena calls Bonnie to tell her everything that happened, […]

Beauty & The Beast: Vincent Makes Things Right, And Heather Ruins Everything!

Last week on Beauty and the Beast, Victor tried his hardest to prove to Cat that she was his choice, not Alex. I’m sorry, but his actions over the past few episodes had me furious. That’s actually why I didn’t blog about them, because as I wrote the words, I felt the need to punch […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus Tries to Kill Caroline. With Love. Oh, and Something About the Cure

Over in Mystic Falls, Klaus is still trapped in the Gilbert’s living room, and Tyler is there to “watch” him (read torture him). Tyler brags that when they find the cure, they’re going to bring it back and shove it down Klaus’s throat so they can kill him. Klaus looks bored and chastises Tyler. After […]

Arrow: Moira, You B!#$*! And Flashbacks That Didn’t Hurt My Feelings

Well, this was my first reaction to last week’s Arrow. Moira, you bitch! You shot my Olliepop, slore! Then I was like, Oh shit, his blood is on the floor. They’re gonna catch him! But then I came to my senses and was like, no way. What a crappy show if he was to be […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus Makes Me Swoon. Oh, and other stuff happens too. Whatevs.

Elena comes up with the brilliant plan for Jeremy to kill Kol. That way they won’t have to worry about his interference, his multiple attempts to kill Jeremy, and they get the added bonus of every vampire of Kol’s line dies when he does. This will jumpstart the hunter’s mark on Jeremy’s hot bod, and […]

Arrow: Moira Queen, You Have Failed This City…and you’re not that great of a mom either…

Gotta admit, this was a pretty badass episode. Will also admit, that there was not nearly enough naked Ollie for me. Thank goodness for the recaps at the beginning of the episode. In this episode, Ollie is forced to see the truth about his mother, while facing some painful truths about himself. In the beginning […]

Supernatural: Grandpa? And What the Hell is a Golem?

So I am pretty behind on blogging about Supernatural. So sorry. But as a loyal and unhealthily obsessed fan, I am totally up to date on the episodes. So I will give you a quick recap of the last two episodes. The first episode aired a couple of weeks ago. In this episode, Sam and […]