Supernatural: Something About Dogs…and Witchcraft

The episode starts with a hooker walking down the street. A cop arrests her, and then in a cute twist, doesn’t Mirandize her. He just chokes the living shit out of her. And surprise! He chokes her so hard he practically decapitates her, and we get our signature Supernatural blood splatter. On his face. Ick. […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus Tries to Kill Caroline. With Love. Oh, and Something About the Cure

Over in Mystic Falls, Klaus is still trapped in the Gilbert’s living room, and Tyler is there to “watch” him (read torture him). Tyler brags that when they find the cure, they’re going to bring it back and shove it down Klaus’s throat so they can kill him. Klaus looks bored and chastises Tyler. After […]

The Walking Dead: Crazy is Kind of Sexy…Til It’s Kind of Sad. Plus My Baby’s Back!

***See End of Post for Update*** So um. Rick is still having delusions of Lori. What the hell, dude? I mean, he’s kinda sexy as a crazy, but now it’s creeping a little bit away from sexy and a lot into sad and creepy. The episode starts with Rick hanging out on the walkway watching […]

Once Upon A Time: Fe Fi Fo…Wait, I Know You. I Hate You!

Last week’s Once Upon A Time, wasn’t actually super interesting for me. So I will summarize it pretty quickly. Cora brought the giant from Fairytale Land, and Hook led Snow and Charming to him. Hook also flirted with Snow a bit, but Charming gave him the “I will fuck you up” look, and he stopped. […]

Supernatural: Grandpa? And What the Hell is a Golem?

So I am pretty behind on blogging about Supernatural. So sorry. But as a loyal and unhealthily obsessed fan, I am totally up to date on the episodes. So I will give you a quick recap of the last two episodes. The first episode aired a couple of weeks ago. In this episode, Sam and […]

Once Upon A Time: Regina Gets Screwed, So Does Snow…Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

This episode was pretty good. Snow and Charming were all love in the morning, which was too bad for Emma and Henry, who walked in on them in bed. But um…their bed is in the middle of the living room. You guys didn’t think maybe that could backfire terribly? LOL Anyway, they traumatized their daughter, […]

Beauty & The Beast: Dance, Crash, BOOM!

The midseason finale for Beauty and the Beast was so epic. I literally alternated between squealing with  giddiness and howling with frustration as Cat and Vincent repeatedly grew closer and then pulled back throughout the episode. The episode started with Cat and her sister talking about their duties as bridesmaids. Cat was determined to do it up […]

Hart of Dixie: Zoe’s Mom Visits, Sexy Escapades Transpire, & The Love Match We’ve All Been Waiting For!!!

So I finally watched the mid-season finale of Hart of Dixie, and can I just say that it made this girl’s heart melt? It was too freaking perfect! The show started with Zoe freaking out because her mom was coming to visit her for Christmas and she was sure she would be in for a […]

Hart of Dixie: Zoe & Lemon Team Up, Wade Feels Like a Spot Holder

In this episode, Zoe and Lemon team up (kinda) to break up and then make up Lavon and Ruby, Wade avoids George, and Brick wants to ask his girlfriend to move in with him. The episode starts with Zoe and Wade in bed together, talking about how hard Zoe is trying to pretend that she […]

The Walking Dead: The Trio of Badassery Take on the Governor, Andrea is Stupider Than Ever, and Some Randoms Arrive

The episode picks up right where it left off; Rick, Daryl, Michonne, and Oscar are in the bushes outside Woodberry, plotting their next move. Andrea is still being Idiot McSlutberry, cozying up to the creepiest serial killer ever. Also, some randoms are running from walkers. They clearly don’t have the skills of our usual cast […]