The Walking Dead: A Visit From an Old, Stupid Friend, and Not Enough Walker Kills

The episode starts with everyone freaking out and arguing about what to do. Hershel, and Merle think it’s time to get the hell out of dodge. But no one gives a flying fuck what Merle wants, which is why his loopy ass is locked in a cell. Rick, Glen, and Daryl aren’t ready to leave […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus is Free and Adorable! Katherine is the Master of Sneak Attack. Oh, and Someone Dies. Sad Face

This episode of The Vampire Diaries was actually pretty freaking awesome. It starts out with Damon tied to a tree by one of the hunters of The Five. His name is Galen, and apparently his hunter’s mark filled in when Jeremy’s did. Back with the gang, Elena calls Bonnie to tell her everything that happened, […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus Tries to Kill Caroline. With Love. Oh, and Something About the Cure

Over in Mystic Falls, Klaus is still trapped in the Gilbert’s living room, and Tyler is there to “watch” him (read torture him). Tyler brags that when they find the cure, they’re going to bring it back and shove it down Klaus’s throat so they can kill him. Klaus looks bored and chastises Tyler. After […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus Makes Me Swoon. Oh, and other stuff happens too. Whatevs.

Elena comes up with the brilliant plan for Jeremy to kill Kol. That way they won’t have to worry about his interference, his multiple attempts to kill Jeremy, and they get the added bonus of every vampire of Kol’s line dies when he does. This will jumpstart the hunter’s mark on Jeremy’s hot bod, and […]