General Hospital: Summer Loving???

Soo….apparently the theme for the summer is #GHSummerLovin…umm…I don’t think they quite realized what that would entail. Because let’s be honest, there’s been very little loving from anyone we give a crap about. Kiki and Morgan? VOMIT. Dillon and Darby? But why? Nina and Valentin?? Huh?! Valentin’s been on the show for literally one week […]

Hart of Dixie: They’ve Killed My Heart & I Shall Never Recover!

After just a few weeks of perfect, beautiful, adorableness that is Zoe and Wade, the writers over at Hart of Dixie have decided to stab a dagger through my heart. Never have I loved a couple on a CW show the way I love Zade. I am lying. There were a lot of great couples […]

Revenge: One Wedding, Two Funerals, and an Accidental Photo Bomb Alters Events

Jack and Amanda get married, but they’re in danger. Luckily, with friends like Emily, you’ll always be saved. After Jack and Amanda get married, they sail off for their honeymoon, leaving the baby with Declan and Charlotte. Little do they know, Nate is on board. The episode starts with vague underwater shots of a search […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus Tries to Kill Caroline. With Love. Oh, and Something About the Cure

Over in Mystic Falls, Klaus is still trapped in the Gilbert’s living room, and Tyler is there to “watch” him (read torture him). Tyler brags that when they find the cure, they’re going to bring it back and shove it down Klaus’s throat so they can kill him. Klaus looks bored and chastises Tyler. After […]

Arrow: Moira, You B!#$*! And Flashbacks That Didn’t Hurt My Feelings

Well, this was my first reaction to last week’s Arrow. Moira, you bitch! You shot my Olliepop, slore! Then I was like, Oh shit, his blood is on the floor. They’re gonna catch him! But then I came to my senses and was like, no way. What a crappy show if he was to be […]

The Walking Dead: Crazy is Kind of Sexy…Til It’s Kind of Sad. Plus My Baby’s Back!

***See End of Post for Update*** So um. Rick is still having delusions of Lori. What the hell, dude? I mean, he’s kinda sexy as a crazy, but now it’s creeping a little bit away from sexy and a lot into sad and creepy. The episode starts with Rick hanging out on the walkway watching […]

Once Upon A Time: Fe Fi Fo…Wait, I Know You. I Hate You!

Last week’s Once Upon A Time, wasn’t actually super interesting for me. So I will summarize it pretty quickly. Cora brought the giant from Fairytale Land, and Hook led Snow and Charming to him. Hook also flirted with Snow a bit, but Charming gave him the “I will fuck you up” look, and he stopped. […]

Supernatural: Grandpa? And What the Hell is a Golem?

So I am pretty behind on blogging about Supernatural. So sorry. But as a loyal and unhealthily obsessed fan, I am totally up to date on the episodes. So I will give you a quick recap of the last two episodes. The first episode aired a couple of weeks ago. In this episode, Sam and […]

Arrow: The Count Has a Taste of His Own Medicine & Oliver Gets His Hands Dirty

Live blogging! Here I go! (Or not. I got so into, I’m actually a couple hours behind…whatevs) So my boo is chasing some scummy drug dealer, obvsies. This guy is running for his life, and Arrow is literally just hopping along behind him on the roof. Bad ass. The guy, for some reason that makes no […]

Once Upon A Time: Frankenstein Saves the Day, The Day Screws Everyone Over

As you remember from last week’s episode, Belle fell over the town line, and can’t remember her fairytale life anymore. She’s scared of Rumple, and freaking the fuck out. The cops and ambulance arrive, and Emma stops Rumple from murdering the ever loving crap out of Hook. They take everyone to the hospital, where Whale […]