The Walking Dead: A Visit From an Old, Stupid Friend, and Not Enough Walker Kills

The episode starts with everyone freaking out and arguing about what to do. Hershel, and Merle think it’s time to get the hell out of dodge. But no one gives a flying fuck what Merle wants, which is why his loopy ass is locked in a cell. Rick, Glen, and Daryl aren’t ready to leave […]

The Walking Dead: Abandoned and Under Pressure, Rick Is Nuttier Than Squirrel Poo…and Still Sexy?

It feels like I’ve been waiting FOREVER for the Walking Dead to come back. Now that it has, I find myself dreading the Merle and Darryl confrontation. Because I know my boo, and he’s going to pick Merle. Every damn time. His family is too important to him, and he’s going to let his guilt […]

The Walking Dead: Rick’s Pretty Much Lost It and Daryl’s in Lurve

Well, when Ricks goes crazy, he sure does go crazy. This dude spent like 82% of last night’s episode talking into a phone that’s not even connected to people who aren’t even alive anymore. I mean, if there was a contest for Who Can Go the Craziest, he’d definitely win it. But let’s start at […]