The Walking Dead: The Trio of Badassery Take on the Governor, Andrea is Stupider Than Ever, and Some Randoms Arrive

The episode picks up right where it left off; Rick, Daryl, Michonne, and Oscar are in the bushes outside Woodberry, plotting their next move. Andrea is still being Idiot McSlutberry, cozying up to the creepiest serial killer ever. Also, some randoms are running from walkers. They clearly don’t have the skills of our usual cast […]

New Girl: Jess’ Baby Maker Is In Jeopardy and Schmidt is a Va-Genius!

Last week’s New Girl was freaking hilarious. The episode starts with Jess, Nick (NICK!), Cece, and two of her friends hanging out and drinking. They are talking about all kinds of crazy girl talk and Nick is totally part of it. Sadie, the gynecologist,( who is hilarious, btdubs) refuses to drink any wine. When they […]

Sons of Anarchy: Jax Comes Clean With the Club

Last week’s Son’s of Anarchy was great! I finally got to see my boobear Jax make some really smart decisions and I loved it! Plus, he’s so freaking sexy! So every scene with him in it is a bonus scene! So anyway, the episode starts with Tara telling Jax about the job offer in Providence. Is it just me […]

Revenge: A Little Backstory Goes A Long Way, Damnit.

So this episode of Revenge was basically one long ass flashback. Can’t say I was super thrilled about this, but it was nice to see some background storylines. Instead of going in order (because I pretty much already forgot the order of things…) I will go by storyline, because there are a lot. Geez. So […]

Once Upon A Time: Charming & Snow Reunite and That Damn Sleeping Beauty Continues to be Worthless

This week on Once Upon A Time, Emma and Snow try to find their way home, Charming, Regina, and Gold team up, and Sleeping Beauty really screws the pooch. Again. God, she’s worthless. The show starts off with Aurora telling Snow and Emma that she met Henry in her hell dreams. They convince her it’s […]

The Mindy Project: Thanksgiving, Mindy Wants Exclusivity & Gwen Does Not F*ck Around

This episode starts with Mindy and Josh having dinner at her place. I love Josh because he is completely arrogant and narcissistic and I don’t know why but it’s hilarious to me. Even more hilarious is that Mindy gives zero fucks and takes none of his bullshit. Great! So she is doing a voiceover, or at least I thought so, […]

Supernatural: Dean is the Greatest Thing Ever, Sam is a Close Second. Plus, Castiel is Back!

Dean. Oh sweet, sexiest man alive Dean. How I love him. He’s so damn delicious. I’ve loved Jensen Ackles since Days of Our Lives and Dark Angel. He’s too gorgeous for words. For most people, but not me! I have so many words about him!!! But I will contain myself to instead give you a […]

Beauty and the Beast: Vincent Takes Off His Shirt Again (Yay!) and Wakes Up Covered In Blood

So last week’s episode of Beauty and the Beast ended predictably frustratingly, with Vincent passing out on his way to Catherine’s house for a romantic dinner. She got all sexied up for him and set the mood at her place, while Vincent faceplanted in the gutter, only to wake up on top of a huge ass […]

The Walking Dead: Rick’s Pretty Much Lost It and Daryl’s in Lurve

Well, when Ricks goes crazy, he sure does go crazy. This dude spent like 82% of last night’s episode talking into a phone that’s not even connected to people who aren’t even alive anymore. I mean, if there was a contest for Who Can Go the Craziest, he’d definitely win it. But let’s start at […]

SOA: Out of Control

Tuesday’s episode of Sons of Anarchy was out of control. Jax and Tara are turning into freaking Clay and Gemma 2.0. Well, Tara is more like Gemma 1.00003. A newer version, but there’s still a lot of kinks to be worked out, and you’d actually prefer the original because the new one is such a fucked up […]