Arrow: Epic Fight Scenes, Assassination Attempts, Treacherous Mothers, and An Identity Revealed

Tonight’s episode of Arrow promises to be epic, so I’m blogging as I watch. So far, the Chinese Triad assassin, China White, has hired some badass assassin from overseas to kill Malcolm, but Arrow heard about his arrival into the States and met him on the helipad. They fought and because the Hood wins at […]

New Girl: Haunted By a Kiss, A Proposal, And The Toilet From Hell

Jess can’t stop thinking about her kiss with Nick, who continues to play it off as if it meant nothing to him. Schmidt and Nick are having a huge party to celebrate their living together for 10 years, or their Tinfinity because S and N (their initials) make up tin…or some crap like that. IDK. […]

Revenge: One Wedding, Two Funerals, and an Accidental Photo Bomb Alters Events

Jack and Amanda get married, but they’re in danger. Luckily, with friends like Emily, you’ll always be saved. After Jack and Amanda get married, they sail off for their honeymoon, leaving the baby with Declan and Charlotte. Little do they know, Nate is on board. The episode starts with vague underwater shots of a search […]

Once Upon A Time: Fe Fi Fo…Wait, I Know You. I Hate You!

Last week’s Once Upon A Time, wasn’t actually super interesting for me. So I will summarize it pretty quickly. Cora brought the giant from Fairytale Land, and Hook led Snow and Charming to him. Hook also flirted with Snow a bit, but Charming gave him the “I will fuck you up” look, and he stopped. […]

Arrow: The Count Has a Taste of His Own Medicine & Oliver Gets His Hands Dirty

Live blogging! Here I go! (Or not. I got so into, I’m actually a couple hours behind…whatevs) So my boo is chasing some scummy drug dealer, obvsies. This guy is running for his life, and Arrow is literally just hopping along behind him on the roof. Bad ass. The guy, for some reason that makes no […]

Arrow: Diggle is Dumb, Oliver is Everything, and Thea is, Well, Thea. i.e. Stupid

This show really makes me happy. I am super obsessed with Stephen Amell. He is crazy hot, and this show always has wonderful half-naked workout scenes. They give me so many feelings. Oh, the feels.      Anyway, the episode starts with a couple of randoms driving one of those trucks that has money in […]

Revenge: Jealousy, A Fake-up, Drugs, & Tricksie Little %$^&

So, I love me some Revenge. But for some reason, writing about it irks me. So these posts tend to be pretty short and sweet. Mostly short. But I did promise on my last Revenge post that it would be longer. And I’m a lady of my word. So here we go. Ok, crap. I […]

Once Upon A Time: Lines Are Crossed, And I Totally Saw It Coming

So this week’s OUAT was pretty interesting. Some real messed up shit happens, and I got to say, I totally saw it coming. So let’s get the flashbacks out of the way first. Belle flashbacks to her time after leaving Rumple and before Regina catches her. She is yearning for adventure but too scared to go after […]

Once Upon A Time: Regina Gets Screwed, So Does Snow…Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

This episode was pretty good. Snow and Charming were all love in the morning, which was too bad for Emma and Henry, who walked in on them in bed. But um…their bed is in the middle of the living room. You guys didn’t think maybe that could backfire terribly? LOL Anyway, they traumatized their daughter, […]

Supernatural: BENNY!!!! Plus Flashbacks That Make Me Sad. Also, BENNY!!!!

The midseason finale of Supernatural was so effing kickass, I can’t believe I forgot to write about it!!! Shame on me!!! In this episode, Dean (DEAN!!!!!) finds out that Sam had a hunter watching Benny (BENNY!), and it looks like he’s eating people again. Shitballs. Plus, Sam has more flashbacks of that unfortunate girl he […]