The Walking Dead: Crazy is Kind of Sexy…Til It’s Kind of Sad. Plus My Baby’s Back!

***See End of Post for Update***

So um. Rick is still having delusions of Lori. What the hell, dude? I mean, he’s kinda sexy as a crazy, but now it’s creeping a little bit away from sexy and a lot into sad and creepy. The episode starts with Rick hanging out on the walkway watching Michonne crawl out of car or something. Honestly, I don’t know what the hell she’s doing. But then Rick sees Lori in her sexy white peignoir, and runs to her. She disappears just as he reaches her. Cock tease. Then he spots her in the distance again and goes running. He barrels right past Michonne and doesn’t even notice her. He sure is whipped. And crazy. This time Lori doesn’t fade away, and holds his face in her hands. Michonne watches Rick cuddle with air, like what the fuck?

Over in Woodbury, the town looks quiet and empty as hell. They have clearly not recovered from their zombie attack last week. Andrea is in her room, staring at nothing like a loser. The Governor comes to see her and acts like he’s so sorry about everything, and he’s feeling lost, and blah blah. He claims he won’t retaliate on the prison, and Andrea tells him she has to go see them. He asks her to stay and lead the town, because he needs some time to figure shit out. I say, poke out his other eye and get the hell out of dodge!

Daryl and Merle are in the woods, and Daryl looks pretty effing miserable. He so obviously wants to go back to the prison. But Merle tries to convince him it would never work out. Plus, Daryl is spoiled now, and doesn’t want any damn squirrel for din din. He wants his tasty canned prison food. And he wants to go home! I don’t blame him. Merle is a dick.

At the prison, Glen is on a bitter-fueled power trip. He gets real sass mouth with Hershel, and insists on going back to Woodbury with Michonne. Hershel feels they should leave the prison before the Governor comes and finds them, but Glen refuses. Um, who put you in charge Mr. Crab?

The Governor goes to see his nerdy little experimenting friend, and asks him to keep an eye on Andrea, because he doesn’t know where her loyalties lie. He also gives a creepy, almost threatening speech on friendship and taking bullets for each other. I would have been like, no, I will not. But I will give you a bullet. In your other eye!

At the prison, Glen and Carl have been in the tombs and claim they are overrun again. They were cleared before, so that sucks. Glen says he and Maggie will check out the other side of the prison and see what’s going on. But when he goes to talk to Maggie, she ignores him. Finally, she snaps at him and tells him that he’s the one who has a problem. She describes what happened to her with the Governor, and he goes to comfort her, but she slaps at him and tells him to leave her alone.

Cut to Daryl and Merle, and they’re squabbling like always. Everything Daryl says, Merle makes into an argument or an insult. He’s a bag of dicks, and I hope Daryl crossbows him right in the mouth. Daryl says they are near Yellow Jacket Creek, Merle tells him he lost his sense of direction and they’re nowhere near Yellow Jacket. Darryl hears a baby crying, but Merle insists its raccoons making sweet critter love. Nice thought, creep. Daryl ignores him and runs towards the sound, and sees people fighting off walkers on a bridge. A baby’s cries are clearly heard, so suck it, Merle!

My boo’s a hero, so he runs and helps the family. He pretty much kills all of the walkers by himself. The family is Mexican (I think) and speak no English, so of course, Merle is a racist dick. He calls them beaners and tries to steal their food. Daryl watches in disgust, until fed up, he holds Merle at crossbow point and makes him get out of their car. When the family escapes, Daryl gives Merle a “You’re such an asshole” look and stomps away, collecting his bolts as he goes. He passes a sign that clearly says YELLOW JACKET CREEK. Double suck it, Merle!!!

Merle follows Daryl and yells at him for pointing his crossbow at him. Daryl finally loses it and tells him he’s a simple-minded asshole, and he cut his own hand off. He went back for his brother, but it was Merle’s own fault for being such a dick. He shoves Daryl to the ground from behind and rips his vest, revealing a tattoo that looks like angel wings, one above the other. It holds some kind of significance to Merle, who looks shaken. He tells Daryl he didn’t know “he did it to you too.” And Daryl says of course you did. That’s why you left first. Holy Jesus, my heart breaks just thinking about what could have been done to my boo. I have a thought, but I won’t even write it, because it’s too devastating. Daryl sounds on the verge of tears when he tells his brother that he’s going back where he belongs. YAY!!!!! Merle admits he can’t go there because he almost killed Michonne and Glen, but Daryl leaves anyway. Merle follows after a minute.

Glen is still being a pouty annoying, and I need Rick to wake the fuck up and smack some sense into him. Glen insists that with Daryl gone and Rick wandering crazy town, he’s next in charge. In the background, we can see Rick, literally wandering crazy town. LOL Oh Lord.

Maggie helps her wannabe Rick’s wife little sister feed the baby. Not sure why that scene was necessary. But whatevs. Rick is wandering through the forest like a nut job. Hershel goes to talk some sense into him. But Rick is a mess. He admits to Hershel that he’s seeing visions of Lori everywhere. Hershel is such a sweet oldie, and doesn’t judge him. Just asks him to please come inside and rest. Aaand my sickness is back, because I think Rick looks adorable again.

Carol and that rapey looking prison inmate seem to be getting along pretty well. He’s actually not as much of a creep as I thought. They’re sharing stories, and he’s flirting with Carol. Suddenly, he’s shot right in the mother effing mouth! It’sthe damn Governor. That crazy S.O.B.!

They’re shooting at everyone, and thank goodness that dude died next to Carol, because his dead body is getting riddled with bullets instead of her. Poor Hershel is out in the field, totally vulnerable. The Governor and his two guys have machine guns, so they’re laying down a lot of fire, keeping everyone pinned down. Suddenly a truck comes barreling through the prison gates and stops. The doors open, and a dozen or more walkers come crawling out. Rick runs out of ammo and is barely fighting them off when suddenly an arrow appears in the skull of the walker in front of him. It’s Daryl! Merle pops up and kills the other one next to Rick. They keep fighting them off, and luckily Glen comes back and sees what’s happening. He spots Hershel in the field and drives towards him. Michonne saw him too and was ninjitsu knifing walkers all over the place trying to get to him. Together, she and Glen get him to safety. But their problems are far from over. They are about to be overrun with walkers.

But on the bright side. MY BABY’S BACK!!!!

So um. Rick is still having delusions of Lori. What the hell, dude? I mean, he’s kinda sexy as a crazy, but now it’s creeping a little bit away from sexy and a lot into sad and creepy. The episode starts with Rick hanging out on the walkway watching Michonne crawl out of car or something. Honestly, I don’t know what the hell she’s doing. But then Rick sees Lori in her sexy white peignoir, and runsto her. She disappears just as he reaches her. Cock tease. Then he spots her in the distance again and goes running. He barrels right past Michonne and doesn’t even notice her. He sure is whipped. And crazy. This time Lori doesn’t fade away, and holds his face in her hands. Michonne watches Rick cuddle with air, like what the fuck?

Over in Woodbury, the town looks quiet and empty as hell. They have clearly not recovered from their zombie attack last week. Andrea is in her room, staring at nothing like a loser. The Governor comes to see her and acts like he’s so sorry about everything, and he’s feeling lost, and blah blah. He claims he won’t retaliate on the prison, and Andrea tells him she has to go see them. He asks her to stay and lead the town, because he needs some time to figure shit out. I say, poke out his other eye and get the hell out of dodge!

Daryl and Merle are in the woods, and Daryl looks pretty effing miserable. He so obviously wants to go back to the prison. But Merle tries to convince him it would never work out. Plus, Daryl is spoiled now, and doesn’t want any damn squirrel for din din. He wants his tasty canned prison food. And he wants to go home! I don’t blame him. Merle is a dick.

At the prison, Glen is on a bitter-fueled power trip. He gets real sass mouth with Hershel, and insists on going back to Woodbury with Michonne. Hershel feels they should leave the prison before the Governor comes and finds them, but Glen refuses. Um, who put you in charge Mr. Crab?

The Governor goes to see his nerdy little experimenting friend, and asks him to keep an eye on Andrea, because he doesn’t know where her loyalties lie. He also gives a creepy, almost threatening speech on friendship and taking bullets for each other. I would have been like, no, I will not. But I will give you a bullet. In your other eye!

At the prison, Glen and Carl have been in the tombs and claim they are overrun again. They were cleared before, so that sucks. Glen says he and Maggie will check out the other side of the prison and see what’s going on. But when he goes to talk to Maggie, she ignores him. Finally, she snaps at him and tells him that he’s the one who has a problem. She describes what happened to her with the Governor, and he goes to comfort her, but she slaps at him and tells him to leave her alone.

Cut to Daryl and Merle, and they’re squabbling like always. Everything Daryl says, Merle makes into an argument or an insult. He’s a bag of dicks, and I hope Daryl crossbows him right in the mouth. Daryl says they are near Yellow Jacket Creek, Merle tells him he lost his sense of direction and they’re nowhere near Yellow Jacket. Darryl hears a baby crying, but Merle insists its raccoons making sweet critter love. Nice thought, creep. Daryl ignores him and runs towards the sound, and sees people fighting off walkers on a bridge. A baby’s cries are clearly heard, so suck it, Merle!

My boo’s a hero, so he runs and helps the family. He pretty much kills all of the walkers by himself. The family is Mexican (I think) and speak no English, so of course, Merle is a racist dick. He calls them beaners and tries to steal their food. Daryl watches in disgust, until fed up, he holds Merle at crossbow point and makes him get out of their car. When the family escapes, Daryl gives Merle a “You’re such an asshole” look and stomps away, collecting his bolts as he goes. He passes a sign that clearly says YELLOW JACKET CREEK. Double suck it, Merle!!!

Merle follows Daryl and yells at him for pointing his crossbow at him. Daryl finally loses it and tells him he’s a simple-minded asshole, and he cut his own hand off. He went back for his brother, but it was Merle’s own fault for being such a dick. He shoves Daryl to the ground from behind and rips his vest, revealing a tattoo that looks like angel wings, one above the other. It holds some kind of significance to Merle, who looks shaken. He tells Daryl he didn’t know “he did it to you too.” And Daryl says of course you did. That’s why you left first. Holy Jesus, my heart breaks just thinking about what could have been done to my boo. I have a thought, but I won’t even write it, because it’s too devastating. Daryl sounds on the verge of tears when he tells his brother that he’s going back where he belongs. YAY!!!!! Merle admits he can’t go there because he almost killed Michonne and Glen, but Daryl leaves anyway. Merle follows after a minute.

Glen is still being a pouty annoying, and I need Rick to wake the fuck up and smack some sense into him. Glen insists that with Daryl gone and Rick wandering crazy town, he’s next in charge. In the background, we can see Rick, literally wandering crazy town. LOL Oh Lord.

Maggie helps her wannabe Rick’s wife little sister feed the baby. Not sure why that scene was necessary. But whatevs. Rick is wandering through the forest like a nut job. Hershel goes to talk some sense into him. But Rick is a mess. He admits to Hershel that he’s seeing visions of Lori everywhere. Hershel is such a sweet oldie, and doesn’t judge him. Just asks him to please come inside and rest. Aaand my sickness is back, because I think Rick looks adorable again.

Carol and that rapey looking prison inmate seem to be getting along pretty well. He’s actually not as much of a creep as I thought. They’re sharing stories, and he’s flirting with Carol. Suddenly, he’s shot right in the mother effing mouth! It’s the damn Governor. That crazy S.O.B.!

They’re shooting at everyone, and thank goodness that dude died next to Carol, because his dead body is getting riddled with bullets instead of her. Poor Hershel is out in the field, totally vulnerable. The Governor and his two guys have machine guns, so they’re laying down a lot of fire, keeping everyone pinned down. Suddenly a truck comes barreling through the prison gates and stops. The doors open, and a dozen or more walkers come crawling out. Rick runs out of ammo and is barely fighting them off when suddenly an arrow appears in the skull of the walker in front of him. It’s Daryl! Merle pops up and kills the other one next to Rick. They keep fighting them off, and luckily Glen comes back and sees what’s happening. He spots Hershel in the field and drives towards him. Michonne saw him too and was ninjitsu knifing walkers all over the place trying to get to him. Together, sheand Glen get him to safety. But their problems are far from over. They are about to be overrun with walkers.

But on the bright side. MY BABY’S BACK!!!!

Daryl MEME

***UPDATE: Hahaha. So I apparently missed the real reveal of Daryl’s shirt being ripped off. Not so much the tattoos (which BTDubs, were so not angels. They were in fact, the exact opposite. Demons. So, yeah. My bad) but there were actually a shit load of scars on his back. So obviously he was abused as a child. So sad, but also so relieved because my mind took a terrible turn somewhere worse, so yeah. Still, totally tragic. I don’t know how I missed the scars, because once I saw a picture, I was like Good God! They were everywhere. So again. My bad. :p*****

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