Arrow: Epic Fight Scenes, Assassination Attempts, Treacherous Mothers, and An Identity Revealed

Tonight’s episode of Arrow promises to be epic, so I’m blogging as I watch. So far, the Chinese Triad assassin, China White, has hired some badass assassin from overseas to kill Malcolm, but Arrow heard about his arrival into the States and met him on the helipad. They fought and because the Hood wins at […]

New Girl: Haunted By a Kiss, A Proposal, And The Toilet From Hell

Jess can’t stop thinking about her kiss with Nick, who continues to play it off as if it meant nothing to him. Schmidt and Nick are having a huge party to celebrate their living together for 10 years, or their Tinfinity because S and N (their initials) make up tin…or some crap like that. IDK. […]

Arrow: Arrow Gets a Guh-Fend, and Moira Makes a Bold, If Idiotic, Move

On this episode, an elusive thief known as “The Dodger” for his ability to avoid getting his hands dirty is in Starling City. He basically puts some kind of explosive collar around his victims’ throats, and forces them to commit his crimes. If they don’t, their collars will explode. Once they commit the crimes he’s […]

Hart of Dixie: They’ve Killed My Heart & I Shall Never Recover!

After just a few weeks of perfect, beautiful, adorableness that is Zoe and Wade, the writers over at Hart of Dixie have decided to stab a dagger through my heart. Never have I loved a couple on a CW show the way I love Zade. I am lying. There were a lot of great couples […]

The Walking Dead: A Visit From an Old, Stupid Friend, and Not Enough Walker Kills

The episode starts with everyone freaking out and arguing about what to do. Hershel, and Merle think it’s time to get the hell out of dodge. But no one gives a flying fuck what Merle wants, which is why his loopy ass is locked in a cell. Rick, Glen, and Daryl aren’t ready to leave […]

Supernatural: Something About Dogs…and Witchcraft

The episode starts with a hooker walking down the street. A cop arrests her, and then in a cute twist, doesn’t Mirandize her. He just chokes the living shit out of her. And surprise! He chokes her so hard he practically decapitates her, and we get our signature Supernatural blood splatter. On his face. Ick. […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus is Free and Adorable! Katherine is the Master of Sneak Attack. Oh, and Someone Dies. Sad Face

This episode of The Vampire Diaries was actually pretty freaking awesome. It starts out with Damon tied to a tree by one of the hunters of The Five. His name is Galen, and apparently his hunter’s mark filled in when Jeremy’s did. Back with the gang, Elena calls Bonnie to tell her everything that happened, […]

Revenge: One Wedding, Two Funerals, and an Accidental Photo Bomb Alters Events

Jack and Amanda get married, but they’re in danger. Luckily, with friends like Emily, you’ll always be saved. After Jack and Amanda get married, they sail off for their honeymoon, leaving the baby with Declan and Charlotte. Little do they know, Nate is on board. The episode starts with vague underwater shots of a search […]

Beauty & The Beast: Vincent Makes Things Right, And Heather Ruins Everything!

Last week on Beauty and the Beast, Victor tried his hardest to prove to Cat that she was his choice, not Alex. I’m sorry, but his actions over the past few episodes had me furious. That’s actually why I didn’t blog about them, because as I wrote the words, I felt the need to punch […]

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus Tries to Kill Caroline. With Love. Oh, and Something About the Cure

Over in Mystic Falls, Klaus is still trapped in the Gilbert’s living room, and Tyler is there to “watch” him (read torture him). Tyler brags that when they find the cure, they’re going to bring it back and shove it down Klaus’s throat so they can kill him. Klaus looks bored and chastises Tyler. After […]